Saturday, November 3, 2012

Hope is Here..


In the interest of human hope I have decided to shift the focus of my scientific blog.  There are moments  throughout the course of time where specific needs are greater than others and great men rise to the occasion, abandoning their previous goals and dreams to meet the needs of the many.  I believe that this is one of those moments, and so I will rise to the challenge.  Yet, I journey not alone in this quest for the betterment of human hope; with me is The Robot and also Miss. Dr. Susan Dubline (pronounced Doobline) a renowned woman and psychologist.  
This is a proverbial “dream team” of knowledge, wisdom, and raw sexuality, yes Robots are the “new sexy.”  By now I’m sure you’re wondering what noble injustice we have taken upon ourselves to improve – nay, eradicate from the face of the earth, and I will tell you.  As many of you have tried and failed in relationships, I have realized that most of you people are not very good at them, and so we have taken it upon ourselves to help those who cannot or will not help themselves.  For the simple, everyday “working man” and most “women” I understand that being in a successful relationship amounts to something like an “Everest” type challenge.  Let me take this moment to tell you that… Hope is Here.
(Break for applause)

This won’t be a simple “fix all” or “overnight everything is better” or “read this scientific self-help relationship blog once and then everything is magically better” type of blog.  But, if you’re serious about making your life and your relationships better, then yes, this is something you need to be reading and taking very seriously.  And while we don’t deny the existence and power of magic, we believe that an informed scientific approach will make the magic even more powerful.   

We would love to hear from you and help tackle the real issues that are literally, completely destroying your relationships.  Believe me, no question is too big or small, too stupid or wise, too embarrassing or mundane.  We are here to make your life better… Hope is Here.
If you have any relationship questions please email us at Help is Here and we will solve your problem…

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